Alec Baldwin leaves a voicemail for his daughter Ireland and calls her a "thoughtless little pig." Ah, fatherhood! So, who doubts our stalker sightings now? April 11, Alec Baldwin, screaming into a phone... Yup! (Us: 1. Kimmel: 0.) [TMZ]
Williamsburg residents not thrilled about Disco Biscuits and Umphrey's McGee concert at McCarren Pool in August. [Curbed]
Is Dave Zinzcenko going to star on a dating show hosted by Al Roker? This is not right. [Radar]
Was it necessary for the Daily Princetonian to run a story about Virginia Tech killer Cho Seung-Hui's sister, who's a Princeton graduate? Oh, maybe. [IvyGate]