We've got good news for those of you who enjoy massive posteriors. (And who doesn't?) AdAge reports that a toilet manufacturer "will unveil a giant two-story billboard wrapped around three sides of a Times Square building. And on that billboard will be giant two-storied rears, smiling down on the city." Brightens everyone's day, right? But wait, it gets better!

The agency responsible for the campaign claims that "the ad was to graphic to run in luxury print titles, but look for it on websites such as Gawker, Salon and FoodandWine.com."

It's true, we'll run anything! Still, it's going to be hard to concentrate on work when we're staring at gigantic asses all day. Expect most of this summer's posts to be written by my cock.

Moons Over Manhattan [AdAge]