Bruce Willis Still Has A Few Surprises Down His Pants
· It remains to be seen how audiences will receive John McClane all these years later, but if the Mac guy's reaction is any indication, we should prepare to have our minds blown!
· We were about to say foul-mouthed babies are a perfect example of the law of diminishing comedy returns, but then Pearl had to go and break Will Ferrell's nose with a phone book, and we fell in love with her all over again.
· Even Sam Raimi is getting tired of Spider-Man money.
· IsParisInJailRightNow.com has the answers to the burning questions on everyone's minds.
· This is your cornfield on drugs. Any questions?