Finally, we'll find out if "busty" Laura Albert's tits are as fake as her literary alter ego. [Page Six]
On Paris on Larry King: "Her outfit, a lacy, blousy concoction in a self-conscious shade of eggshell, was conspicuously dowdy." Nobody does it like you, Andrea Peyser. [NYP]
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is going to get knighted or ladied or whatever. [Cindy]
At Manny author Holly Peterson's book party, her billionaire dad called his daughter "the most egregious self-promoter in America." [Liz Smith]
"Friends of Brooke Astor are concerned about rumors that the beloved 105-year-old New York philanthropist is being treated for cancer." People. We've all gotta go sometime! [R&M, last item]
Someone's stalking Brittany Murphy. Um, is it the ghost of her old face? [Gatecrasher]
