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As much of the world spent their Monday evenings funneling turpentine into their ears, hoping the primitive technique might somehow wash away the indelible vision of Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern engaged in "a compromising, intimate position," the two men figuring most prominently in the outrageous claims made by Rita Cosby's new book have begun to fight back. A round-up:
· On a Larry King Live guest-hosted by TMZ's Harvey Levin, Birkhead again dismissed the allegations made in the book, insisting it belongs next to "Harry Potter in the fiction aisle," among "similar, made-up acts of wizard-on-wizard depravity." [transcripts.cnn.com]

· Both Birkhead and Stern are vowing to sue the cheap dye jobs off Cosby and her sources, in what Birkhead vowed would be "one of the most expensive lawsuit settlements in book-publishing history," making Dannielynn profitable in ways he didn't even anticipate. [AP]
· "But what about that time Larry, Howard, and Anna Nicole partied the night away at WeHo's 2005 Gay Pride Festival?" you're likely asking yourselves (or not, depending on how closely you follow this story and/or lead fulfilling lives). Larry tells Us: "I was a photographer. My camera is around my neck in every picture." We don't see a camera around his neck in this shot, but we do see some drunken, proud good times. [Us]
· Larry has yet to update his website. Get on it, Larry! These clarifications are months old. [larrybirkhead.net]