Britney Spears Dances Like No One's Watching

- The final verdict on Britney's VMA disaster: "She danced like she had a pantload." You stay classy, Post! [NYP]
- Also at the VMAs, Tommy Lee and Rid Rock got into a slapfight. Kid Rock even got a citation for battery from cops after the show. Foreal! [TMZ]
- Christina Ricci is boning Chris Evans, or at least taking him to the Box. [Gatecrasher]