Never ones to shy away from incisive discussion of the most pressing issues of the day, the ladies of The View tackled the sensitive, hot-button topic of Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass, an embattled posterior famously made the latest casualty of the celebrity/paparazzi war by the combination of a zoom lens, less-than-optimal lighting conditions, and an unflattering bikini bottom.

As Hewitt has publicly decreed the disputed junk in her trunk would be unavailable for comment after decrying the widespread persecution of size 2s by the tabloid press, the show's hosts were left to debate the widely circulated photographs—was there a "little extra" hanging? Is "hanging" even the right word for what was going on there?—without the participation of the concerned parties. Luckily, a TV doctor who's had previous experience in these matters was on hand to lend her expert opinion, providing the kind of perspective that infrequent swimsuit-photo-victims Whoopi, Joy and Sherri couldn't be expected to supply on their own.