Britney's Heroic Hounders Brave Traffic

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Ryan Tate

02/06/08 09:40PM

Filed to: Celebrity-industrial complex

The ex-con illegal-immigrant paparazzi who follow Britney Spears around are not afraid to risk life and limb to give her the attention she so desperately craves. After the jump, watch an antlike swarm of paps brave traffic (and traffic laws) on a four-lane thoroughfare to surround Spears' car, and also listen to a Fox LA correspondent, hovering in his Sky Britney Helicopter, scoff at the insanity.

Bonus second clip: Twnety paparazzi SUVs try to turn left at once.

[Fox LA, TMZ]

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foofer Ryan Tate 02/07/08 01:09AM

so, how much bonus $ has Britney earned so far this year for Gawker bloggers... don't they cash in on each of these posts, per page views? just a link in the chain, after all. First the papperazzi take the pictures, then it gets posted on the internet, then we click, and they someone gets paid. Aren't we participating in this insanity?

BlinkyMcChuck Ryan Tate 02/07/08 08:41AM

Well...@foofer: this post is actually about the paps, to be honest. And THIS is fascinating. This is what we don't see as much, because usually we just see their photos, not footage of what it's like to be surrounded by them.

In Other News... Ryan Tate 02/06/08 09:50PM

Here's an idea for getting rid of these scumbags: Auto insurance companies should stop insuring their cars. Health insurance companies should refuse to provide them health coverage. Then we can be free to wreck their vehicles, and do everything in power to get them sick and/or cause them bodily harm, and the world will finally be free of this scourge.*

*Except for the ones outside the Waverly Inn. Because we all need and love Open Caption.

telenot Ryan Tate 02/06/08 11:41PM

Why dosen't DMV just pull HER license, since every time

gets behind the wheel, it endangers the lives of so many people....