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Alex Rodriguez's Trump Park condo has officially hit the market. For $14 million—or roughly twice what the slugger paid for the place—you'll get a 4,600-square-foot pad with library/den, dressing area, windowed chef's kitchen, and en-suite master bathroom. You'll have to come up with your own supply of blonde strippers, however. [Modlin Group via NYO]