Brangelina Goes Shopping, LiLo Plans to Go Topless
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went to the Stop & Shop in Oyster Bay with two of their kids on Saturday and were "very friendly" to employees of the store. Please try to contain your amazement. [Us]
• Lindsay Lohan must be hard up for cash, since she's reportedly in discussions to star in a topless show in Las Vegas. Even worse: She seems to think it will "really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred." [Fox]
• Early Show anchor Julie Chen and her boss/husband, CBS chief exec Les Moonves, are expecting their first child this October. [P6]
• Speaking of kids, Amy Winehouse's rep says that the rumors the singer is adopting a child from the Caribbean are untrue. Be thankful for that! [DE]
• The Russian singer who says she had an affair with Mel Gibson also says she kept a "sex diary" full of details about all the men she's slept with. This is going to be good. [Sun]
• Madonna's former chef says her kids are "largely raised by nannies" and they're "lucky if they get to spend a half hour a day with mum." [NE]
• Have Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel broken up, or are they still together? It depends on what you read. [PH, Us]
• The father of Slumdog Millionaire actress Rubina Ali has been arrested for allegedly trying to sell his daughter for $300,000. [Sun]
• Jennifer Garner is supposedly seeing a sex therapist to improve her marriage with Ben Affleck, in case you were curious. [Star]
• Jennifer Hudson might be pregnant. [Janet Charlton]
• Michelle Rodriguez acted crazy and caused a ruckus at the Caribbean wedding of her manager, Giancarlo Chersich. [P6]
• Rihanna was spotted partying with a various NBA players in LA. [NYDN]
• Eliot Spitzer took one of his daughters to see State of Play on Friday, even though the movie features a politician involved in an affair. [P6]
• Socialite Nicole Ross has more to worry about than losing her boyfriend. She's currently in treatment for her "unresolved anxiety issues." [P6]
• Chace Crawford might star in the Footloose remake, but only if he can get out of his contract with Gossip Girl. [E!]
• Kelly Killoren Bensimon "begrudgingly" posed for a photo with Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen at a party last week, then asked the photog, "this isn't going to run anywhere, right?" [NYDN]