Saturday Night Live is supposedly working to book Sarah Palin. Producers figure she's good at memorizing lines. [Scoop]
Elitist New Yorkers at a fancy magazine party arrogantly assumed Clint Eastwood was talking about Joe Biden when he said, ""One of the candidates the other night seemed more prone to telling the truth than the other." They were wrong, and almost choked on their Chardonnay and cheese and so forth when he started talking about Palin. [P6]
George W. Bush: "The moment things began to turn around in Iraq is when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson." It's a funny because it implies all the death over there was due to a lack of Jessica Simpson as opposed to a lack of planning by the Bush administration or the decision to invade in the first place, by Bush. Get it?? [Post]
David Duchovny is out of sex rehab and ready to start his new movie, which has the word "fornication" in the title. [OK!]
