Broadcast Networks and Horny Craigslister Want To Get In Bed With Obama
It was announced today that Barack Obama will be buying a half-hour of primetime television on both CBS and NBC just a few days before the November 4 election. The political infomercial reps good news for both networks (which can pre-empt low-rated shows like Gary Unmarried and Knight Rider in favor of a pre-sold half hour), but it may be even better news for the frisky Craigslister who just posted this offer:
LOOKING TO BLOW OBAMA - 24 (Burbank) Chill masculine white guy looking to blow a dude while he wears this Obama Halloween mask I have. I'm 24 white brn/blue smooth 7.5"cut athletic Be masculine, hiv neg, and bug free. Open to race. Be real. Send stats and pic. Peace and Go Obama!
We admire the poster's color-blind screening process, as well as his willingness to reward Obama's noted oral skills with some of his own. In fact, another Craigslist poster popped up to offer an unlikely endorsement:
re: looking to blow obama only cause this is anonymous. I hooked up with that guy last week. he had me sit in front of his tv and played Obama's acceptance speech and I was wearing this realistic Obama mask while he blew me. It was kinda freaky. But the dude gave good head and swallowed.
Now there's a political platform we can get behind! Good luck to the Obama fetishist in his unlikely quest for political volunteers; we eagerly await the rebuttal "LOOKING TO SPOON MCCAIN - 65 (Simi Valley)."