Madonna and Alex Rodriguez helicoptered to the Hamptons, spent four hours in a house with Jerry Seinfeld and possibly Seinfeld's wife, then helicoptered back home. Must have been quite a dinner party. [Post, Sun]
It is not clear if Madonna was at the Seinfeld's when she text-messaged ex Guy Ritchie "You're going down."
Tracy Morgan, a true romantic, on the joys of quitting strip clubs: "I'll tell my [next] wife to get on the bed and put big [underwear] on and throw $400 at her — then take the money back and go food shopping." Awww. [R&M]
Isiah Thomas was not breathing when found by police, before he was rushed to the hospital earlier this month. The former NBA star had downed 10 sleeping pills. [Post]
The National Enquirer is either adding celerity-themed fiction or producing an off Halloween issue. "A hideous scream erupted, waking Angelina [Jolie] from slumber... she knew she must do - alone - in the dead of night." It goes on like that. [National Enquirer]
Jennifer Aniston is all in a one-way feud with singer Pink just because Pink told John Mayer a woman would "have to be" stupid to date him. Aniston is not so concerned that this was prompted by Mayer's remark that "I only shag really stupid women." [Showbiz Spy]
