'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn

Oh, to create a musky scent that cries out to the world: "I am from Brooklyn." Bond No. 9 is giving it a shot, with edgy results:

That's actually the musky scent that cries out to the world: "I got robbed in Brooklyn." My Brooklyn cologne would feature essences of kielbasa, Newports, and BQE exhaust fumes. Put yours in the comments for a good time.