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Kim Davis Is In Her Office With the Blinds Closed

Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/14/15 08:24AM

Kentucky clerk Kim Davis has found a way to have her wedding cake and eat it too: she’s back in the office collecting a paycheck but she won’t be issuing any marriage licenses to gay couples, no siree.

Hamilton Nolan · 01/16/13 01:01PM

Puns: glaring character flaw, or merry carrying case for guffaws? Pun-scuss (like "discuss" but a pun).

Today in Stupid Boycotts: The People vs. Schweddy Balls

Richard Lawson · 09/22/11 02:07PM

People are always getting upset about things and boycotting products and usually it's very dumb. There are two cases in point today: First, a conservative group wants Ben & Jerry's limited-edition "Schweddy Balls" ice cream boycotted, and then Glenn Beck is against revolutionary jeans.