Fact-Checking Today's Apocalyptic Market Crash

"Reinhardt," the internet conspiracy theorist who correctly predicted the crash of 2008, warned us that it was "100% sure thing market begins huge downfall" on February 9, 2009. That's today! How'd that one hold up?

Huh. Perhaps the weight of everyone who paid him $720 for a subscription to his predictions will start pulling down the markets tomorrow. [Previously]