CNN Anchor Moves Up to The Onion 7.76K Hamilton Nolan 02/12/09 11:48AM Filed to: Careers Careers Bobbie Battista Television Media Fake News The Onion Cnn journalismism Bobbie Battista was a CNN anchor for 20 years, covering everything from the fall of the Berlin Wall to 9/11. What's she up to now? Reading fake news for The Onion. A step up!