The future's so bright for Twitterer Matt Cooper, he had to adjust his shades. Things looked darker for bullied gadget reviewer David Pogue, while CBS's Natali Del Conte got unwelcome stares at Starbucks. Today's tweets:

Talking Points Memo blogger Matt Cooper admitted to being in the dark.

Unduly sexy ABC newsman Jake Tapper taunted his bosses.

Huffington Post survivor Rachel Sklar admitted to shopping at Diane Von Furstenberg knockoff vendor Forever 21.

CBS geek explainer Natali Del Conte dealt with a Starbucks stalker.

New York Times gadget dude David Pogue confronted a bully on Facebook, several decades too late.

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