Two Smoking, Smokin' Babes Lead Baby, Flaming.
[Nikki Reed, Taylor Lautner, and Kristen Stewart (these are all actors we should know, old people) in Vancouver, where they are shooting the new "Twilight" vampire porn movie; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Private Hangnail's new line beats the original, "Why Don't You Kids Go Take a Stroll Around the Publicity. I Mean Neighborhood."