Should you, the Average Joe Schmoe Loser Nobody "Little Person," be allowed to see all the dirty details of a rich, famous person's divorce? Rich, famous people do not think that you should, surprisingly!

People such as, for example, the CEO husband of Countess Divorceé Marie Douglas-David (pictured), who would prefer that the public not have a right to know all about his alleged divorce sex fetish and cheap ass ring taking-back and other terribly embarrassing dirty (sexual) laundry. For example. But the attorneys for the party trying to get large sums of money from these rich people in their divorces feel the opposite way!

As soon as they find someone on either side without a self-serving motive we'll be willing to listen, but until then: Celebrity sadness is America's Enfamil.
[WSJ. Pic via]