It's spreading. Earlier this month, Vogue was infected with the deadly Mexican Pig Flu. Did you imagine that they could contain it? They could not.

Daily Intel (queen of the Conde Nast Influenza beat) reports that the swine flu has migrated from the lungs of livestock all the way into the offices of Glamour—which are strategically located next to an elevator bank, which could send the pig virus cascading through virtually any Conde Nast magazine at 4 Times Square.

Flee! And send us reports from inside, thx.
[Daily Intel. Pic of the gateway to death, via]