Nuns Not Impressed by Lady Gaga

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Andrew Belonsky

09/18/09 05:00AM

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Nuns don't understand Lady Gaga. Small children understand Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger's deaths. And Martha Stewart can't comprehend Jessica Simpson's dead dog surprise. Welcome to your Friday gossip roundup!

The nuns at Lady Gaga's Catholic high school saw her VMA performance and, according to a source, "were not amused." [Page Six]
Jessica Simpson has called off the futile search party for her dog, who was eaten by a coyote. [TMZ]
Meanwhile, Martha Stewart isn't offering Simpson a sympathetic shoulder. The kitchen queen says the pop star should have been more careful. But those coyotes are wiley! [Page Six]
Annoying singer Avril Levigne and her husband, Deryck Whibley are separating. You know what that means? Divorce. [Us]
What? We're confused. Amy Winehouse, who once had an appetite only for powder and booze, ate three times in one night. [The Sun]
Madonna's pants are invisible! [3am]
So is Mena Suvari: door men are having a hard time recognizing the once-ubiquitous actress. [Page Six]
Katherine Heigl's adopted baby is Asian, cute and in for one hell of a ride. [Us]
Michelle Williams went to a Brooklyn coffee shop and some nosy kid asked her daughter about having daddy Heath Ledger die: "Are you so sad that your daddy died like Michael Jackson?" [Page Six]
Sorry, Gawkers: Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner won't sell their wedding pictures. But we're sure some will leak anyway. [Page Six]
Robbie Williams fears for Susan Boyle's sanity: "It will not take much to push her over the edge. Her head seems like a strange place to be." We can only imagine. [The Sun]

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H Blix Andrew Belonsky 09/18/09 08:13AM

Gaga went to parochial school? Now it all makes sense.

monoverb H Blix 09/18/09 08:24AM

@blix: no.

Private Catholic..not under the parochial mess.

deleted H Blix 09/18/09 01:07PM

@blix: Good thing I didn't experience any lasting effects.

H Blix deleted 09/18/09 01:28PM

@scroll_lock: I don't practice anymore. I've got it down pat.

deleted H Blix 09/18/09 02:28PM

@blix: You have to SING every single thing at Mass now, that's what I can't get over. Every response. I excel at the interpretive dance interlude.

H Blix Andrew Belonsky 09/18/09 08:37AM

@ monoverb: Hmm...administrated by lay trustees. Thanks for the clarification. But still, there were nuns involved.

H Blix H Blix 09/18/09 08:55AM

@blix: I am too undercaffeinated for this. How do you show a clip to nuns that don't exist? Here's the mission statement.

[www.cshgreenwich.org]

monoverb H Blix 09/18/09 09:27AM

@blix: yeah it's a bullshit story.

and FYI, they teach evolution.

once Andrew Belonsky 09/18/09 08:33AM

My nieces & nephews have no idea who Heath Ledger is or that he died since they're too young to have seen "Brokeback" or "Dark Knight" & don't read the tabloids. I'll bet the little girl's mother put her up to it (she knew Matilda was famous even though she asked her name). I saw the same stunt pulled in a restaurant in Aspen w/ Jodi Foster's kid where a mother totally coached her daughter to go over to Foster's table & strike up a conversation w/ her child. Shameless!

nozer once 09/18/09 09:32AM

@once: That's really disgusting. That's all I can come up with right now. The parents must have put the girl up to it. Ugh.

JB Andrew Belonsky 09/18/09 08:46AM

You know what's worse than your kid asking another kid about their dead father? It's your kid asking random women with tummies if they're "going to have a baby." Cringe.

Oryx JB 09/18/09 08:27PM

@CaptainFantastic: reminds me of the times that i've offered seats to women with tummies, only to be told that they're not pregnant. awkward! now i just keep my head down and read.