Yes, We Watched Melrose Place Last Night, and It Was Worse Than Usual 3.57K Brian Moylan 11/11/09 06:02PM Filed to: Programming announcement Programming announcement melrose place Heather Locklear Amanda woodward We have no more bad things to say about this show (please, try it yourself in comments). We're probably done giving this show the full recap treatment. If next week's return of Heather Locklear isn't utterly trashtastic, we're through.