Former tabloid reporter-turned Jon Gosselin love interest Kate Major is helping us with "punchlines," but for her they are just "decisions made by Kate Major." Lawsuit, why not?

Radaronline reports that Kate is actually suing—presumably in a "brick and mortar" court of law, and not just in the confines of some New Age "visualization" exercise—to enforce the "contract" she and Jon drew up, in pencil, on some scrap of paper, wherein he agreed to maybe give her some percentage of some unknown money sometime, and she agreed not to talk to the media about, OMG, everything.

Anyhow this is exactly like when some crazy person tries to cash a check written on a box of noodles, or spend a $5 million bill they drew with a Sharpie.

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