And the Bony, Terrifying Hand of Black Friday Beckons 2.70K Foster Kamer 11/21/09 07:30PM Filed to: Consumerism Consumerism Black Friday Toys Hamsters Stupid we hate your kids I will refuse to acknowledge this season's hot trend in toys, electric Chinese hamsters, with anything but the following: 1. These forty words. 2. #WeHateYourKids. 3. Sigh. 4. #RichardGere. That is all. Are we done? We're done. Thank you. [NYT]