In the never-ending fight for the most tasteless, useless infomercial product in the world, The Necky beats out the Poo-Trap and the Potty Putter—barely.

Usually products in informercials are improvements on already existing products. Not the Necky! It's a scarf, only...scarfier! For those people who can't manipulate all of the complexities and moving parts of a regular scarf to keep there neck warm. Here's a scarf that not only doubles as a bib, but will make you look borderline retarded when you take your coat off at that important business meeting!