Oh look who's naked: Jesus Luz, the young boyfriend of pop singer/Crimean War veteran Madonna, has been snapped in the nude. Well, we only think it's him. 'Cause there's no head.

But that's definitely Madonna in the picture, looking like a sad nun. We don't know where they are or why they are, but that's Madonna and some dude's penis. And on the Friday of the most depressing week of the year, I think that's pretty good. You can see the whole shebang (she does, we assume, bang it from time to time) at LA Rag Mag. (That link is obviously NSFW, unless you work at Playgirl or for Ed Koch or something.)