Bishop's Fun New Theory About Pedophilia Scandal: The Jews Did It 6.00K Adrian Chen 04/11/10 10:01PM Filed to: excuses excuses Catholicism Pedophilia A retired Italian Bishop thinks the Catholic Church's pedophilia scandal is a "Zionist attack." Of course! The Jews dressed up as young boys and were abused by priests, and then dressed up as the Pope and ignored it! [Guardian]