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Not to Brag But Chris Christie Has Had a Lot of Sex, Says Chris Christie
Ashley Feinberg · 08/04/15 11:51AMRick Santorum Is This Close to Beating the Pope's Ass
Adam Weinstein · 06/03/15 02:35PMSan Francisco Catholic Church Floods Steps to Keep Homeless Away
Aleksander Chan · 03/18/15 03:18PMCool Pope Says Evolution Is Real, God Not a Magician With a Magic Wand
Andy Cush · 10/28/14 01:20PMCool Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, possessor of truly Jadenesque follower count, acknowledged today that evolution and the Big Bang thoery are real, and that God is not "a magician with a magic wand."
Ariana Grande Is an Ex-Catholic Kabbalist Because of Her Gay Brother
Allie Jones · 10/21/14 11:28AMAriana Grande, the diminutive pop star plagued by demons, recently opened up about leaving the Catholic Church for Kabbalah. "When my brother [Frankie J. Grande] was told that God didn't love him I was like, 'OK, that's not cool,'" she told the Sunday Telegraph. Frankie is an openly gay ex-Big Brother contestant.
Philly Hate Crime Suspect Quits His Catholic School Coaching Job
Allie Jones · 09/18/14 01:13PMWith help from anonymous Twitter users, Philadelphia law enforcement is closing in on the group of young people who beat up a gay couple on the street last Thursday. One of the suspects, an assistant coach at the Archbishop Wood Catholic school, quit his job today. The diocese announced the news, adding that "violence against anyone" is "inexcusable."
Nuns Sue New Strip Club Neighbors Over Loud Noise, Used Condoms
Allie Jones · 06/17/14 03:20PMBill O’Reilly at Catholic Fundraiser: I Want to Beat Up De Blasio
J.K. Trotter · 04/04/14 02:45PMBill O’Reilly wants to pummel the mayor of New York City, Bill de Blasio, for demonizing the wealthy. “I want to beat him up,” the Fox News anchor said of Hizzoner. (You can hear the audio above.) O’Reilly revealed his violent wish at a Thursday fundraiser for the Church of Saint Mary, a Catholic parish and K-12 school in the Long Island hamlet of Manhasset. As the Bible says: The rich will inherit the Earth.
Times Public Editor Suckered into Quoting Pro-Life Press Release
Max Read · 01/23/14 07:23PMTom Scocca · 01/07/14 03:39PM
Pope Puts On Costume, Sneaks Out of Vatican at Night to Help the Poor
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/03/13 11:06AMMax Rivlin-Nadler · 11/30/13 12:20PM
Liquidate the Catholic Church
Hamilton Nolan · 11/07/13 01:13PMThe new Pope, Francis: great guy. He loves the poor. He's cool with atheists. He's even pretty chill about gay marriage and abortions. Yesterday's photos of him embracing a severely disfigured man were genuinely touching. Still, the best thing that this nice Pope could do would be to dismantle the Catholic Church.
Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Won't "Judge" Gay Clergy
Max Read · 07/29/13 07:25AMMax Read · 07/05/13 06:49AM
Did Pope Francis Perform an Exorcism?
Maggie Lange · 05/21/13 09:05AMHere Are the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Vatican
Max Read · 04/09/13 11:10AMRule-Breaking Pope Washes and Kisses Lady-Feet, Scandalizing the Prayerful
Maggie Lange · 03/28/13 03:31PMThe Priest Kidnapped Under Bergoglio in Argentina Has Given the Strangest Statement About the Incident
Cord Jefferson · 03/15/13 06:18PMBesides his downright primitive views on LGBT issues, the most potent critiques against the newly installed Pope Francis have had to do with his potentially gruesome role in Argentina's so-called Dirty War. Today there is more information about Pope Francis and his time in the conflict, and yet exactly what happened remains murkier than ever.