50 Cent Is Gay (Because Rufus Wainwright Says So)
In an interview in Details, openly gay singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright says that he knows that 50 Cent is gay. How? Because Mr. Cent has a funny voice and Rufus wants him. Yeah, that's some very sound logic there.
Wainwright tells the magazine, "I love, love 50 Cent. I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay." When the writer asks how he knows, Rufus says, "That cute little voice of his. It's okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert." Me-ow! Wainwright is talking about his long-term boyfriend Yorn Weisbrodt, pictured with him above. Unfortunately, if the "because we want him, he must be gay" doctrine were true, then I would have personally enlisted John Hamm, Ryan Gosling, and Jon Stewart into the Gay Pride Parade.
This is not going to help with 50's problems with gay men (or as he calls them "faggots") being attracted to him. But it shouldn't be hard for him prove his heterosexuality. Thanks to Jamie Foxx, we know that eating one piece of pizza in the shower is all it takes to scientifically prove ones love of the ladies. Maybe that's what Rufus plans on serving for dinner?