As opposed to the rest of the world, David Letterman said he "couldn't care less" about the story of the lost iPhone, obtained and exclusively revealed by Gizmodo, on last night's Late Show. Who does he think he's kidding?

Well, Letterman must care—even if just a little bit—considering he decided to use it as the subject for last night's Top Ten List, dubbed "Excuses of the Guy Who Lost His iPhone Prototype." Here's the video:

Excuses of the Guy Who Lost His iPhone Prototype

  • 10. "Couldn't call Apple for help because I lost my iPhone."
  • 9. "I'm more of a Kindle guy."
  • 8. "You mean besides being drunk out of my mind?"
  • 7. "Distraught Kate Gosselin kicked off Dancing with the Stars"
  • 6. "Thought there was an app that would whisk it back to my house."
  • 5. "It must have fallen out of my iPants."
  • 4. "Volcanic Ash! Run!"
  • 3. "Let's Just Blame Goldman Sachs."
  • 2. "At least I didn't lose my finger like that iPad guy."
  • 1. "It didn't work, anyway—it uses AT&T."

[The Late Show with David Letterman]