Andrea Peyser's great-great-great grandparents, 1864: "Even our slave agrees: Slavery is okay!" Andrea Peyser, today: "Even my nanny agrees: Deport illegals!"

If there is one voice that America's Latino immigrants turn to for a dose of reason and wisdom during these heady times, it is that of Andrea Peyser, New York's white Republican tabloid sex monster. Sure, thousands upon thousands of people marched in dozens of cities across America last weekend to stand up for immigrant rights. But Andrea went straight to her own personal "Latino person I know"—her former nanny—for the real poop on how the browns think, in private.

But it is those such as — surprise! — my former nanny who found the marchers all wet [!!!]. [Bold, italics, exclamation points added for emphasis—ed.]

"They just want to take from this beautiful country," she told me. "They don't want to work. They want to commit crimes or whatever." Wow.

Yea, yea, now get back to work, Carmela, Andrea Peyser's kid won't wipe its own bottom. And the rest of you, back to Mexi-land or wherever.
[NYP]