Paris and Nikki Hilton, of the Los Angeles Hiltons, stroll the beach, headed for Nathaniel's caviar-eating contest.

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Paris Hilton is on a boat, looking at a mirror. If you say "Jho Low" three times in a mirror, a Malaysian arms dealer appears and buys you a Lexus.

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A large man hoists Paris Hilton.

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"OFFICIAL PARTY WITH JERMAINE DUPRE" blared the ticker which had time-traveled from 1998.

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Nobody told Dough Reinhardt that woman he showed up at the club with wasn't Paris.

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No comment.

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Doug Reinhardt again, being cool inside of a spaceship.

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They have pretty tall Coke cans in Saint Tropez. Sup with that?

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Whee.

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Careful, Paris: C-list sharks are attracted by Cristal in the water.

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Noooooooooooo!

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"Get yer pre-nups! Pre-nups right here! Signed, sealed delivered!"

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Not gonna lie: That looks like so much fun.

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I want to be rich.

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