Tonight's Real Housewives of DC saw a burgeoning friendship between the Party-crashing Salahis and the bemused Turners. As usual, the Salahis spent the episode humiliating themselves with awkward dancing and the most nonsensical political babble you'll ever hear.

Being experts on the dubious merits of Virginia wine, the couples got together for a tasting. Michaele launched into some kind of weird possibly-racist, definitely-puzzling rant about Obama.

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It was followed by a trip to Paris where they caught a concert. When someone lets loose, it is either kind of cool looking or you immediately turn red and want to leave. This situation is one of the latter.

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