And God Said Unto Michael Lohan: Start a Faith-Based Rehab Center 1.93K Adrian Chen 09/02/10 07:31PM Filed to: Bad ideas Bad ideas michael lohan Rehab God Michael Lohan is launching a "faith-based" rehab center because "this is what God wants me to do." The center will forgo traditional medical procedures in favor of healing the "mind, body and soul." Guess his nightclub plan didn't work out.