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New Report Says Lindsay Lohan Is a Paid Escort for Rich Guys (She'll Do Handholding But No Sex Stuff)
Caity Weaver · 01/16/13 03:00PMLindsay Lohan's Parents Blame Lindsay Lohan's Parents for Lindsay Lohan Being 'So Screwed Up'
Caity Weaver · 01/07/13 01:50PMLike everyone in America, Dina Lohan has a theory about why Lindsay Lohan, the human female whose transformation from adorable frecklebean to bloated shriekmonster she oversaw, is "so screwed up." Dina's guess: It's because Lindsay saw her father beat up her mother. (Lindsay's father's guess: It's because Dina "is the devil.")
Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Quits Over Michael Lohan, Leaves Opening for Second-Worst Job in America
Alyssa Bereznak · 10/25/12 05:55PMAfter nearly two faithful years as Lindsay Lohan's No. 1 speed-dial homie, Steve Honig has decided to quit his job as publicist for the star, which also happens to be the second-worst job in America after being Lindsay Lohan's dad. Honig, obviously, has no problem with Lindsay's poor Porsche-handling skills, her romance with that guy "Klaus," or all that coke drama with Lindsay and her best friend, Dina Lohan. No, according to Honig just can't stand her dad. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lowdown: Restraining Orders, Conservatorships, Boyfriends, and Absolution (and Cheerleaders)
Caity Weaver · 10/22/12 01:31PMMichael Lohan Tries to Stage Intervention With Lindsay, Blames "This Guy Klaus" for Her Problems
Taylor Berman · 10/19/12 07:26PMIn case you guys were worried about not having any Lindsay Lohan news today, here you go: this afternoon, her attention whore of a father, Michael Lohan, and several others attempted to stage an intervention outside the Mitt Romney supporter's Beverly Hills home. In an "Exclusive" interview on TMZ, Michael said he was worried about Lindsay because she's been hanging out with all the wrong people, including "some guy named Klaus." While it's impossible to know whether this is an attention grabbing stunt on Michael's part or a legitimate attempt to help his daughter, it goes without saying that anyone named Klaus is terrible fucking news.
Lindsay Lohan's Call to Her Father Has Been Released: 'Dad, [Mom's] on Cocaine...'
Caity Weaver · 10/10/12 04:10PMPR Dummies: Michael Lohan Is Pretty Much the Worst
Hamilton Nolan · 03/30/12 04:43PMKristin Cavallari Declares War on the Kardashians
Maureen O'Connor · 11/17/11 12:20PMJames Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project
Max Read · 10/29/11 01:02PMNicki Minaj Maid Brawl: 'I'll Show You How to Treat Someone Like an Animal'
Maureen O'Connor · 10/28/11 11:15AMLindsay Lohan's Little Sister Went to Her Nude Playboy Shoot
Maureen O'Connor · 10/27/11 10:59AMMichael Lohan Arrested Yet Again, Victimizes Tree
Lauri Apple · 10/27/11 06:51AMCreepy psycho circus clown Michael Lohan has been arrested for the second time in three days—this time for allegedly trying to contact his girlfriend Kate Major, which he wasn't supposed to do because he just allegedly threatened to throw her off a fourth-floor balcony and The Law told him to leave the lady alone.
Lindsay Lohan to Pose Naked for Playboy
Maureen O'Connor · 10/25/11 10:18AMLindsay Lohan Skipped Probation to Get Her Filthy Teeth Fixed
Maureen O'Connor · 10/20/11 12:10PMTareq Salahi Finds Comfort in Michael Lohan's Open Arms
Matt Cherette · 09/16/11 07:21AMGwyneth Paltrow's Musical Dreams Cruelly Crushed
Richard Lawson · 05/23/11 11:12AMLindsay Lohan's 'F*cked-Up' Sentence
Max Read · 04/24/11 09:45AMLindsay Lohan Has a Peeping Tom: Her Father
Maureen O'Connor · 04/11/11 10:28AMMichael Lohan Will Not Abide Lindsay Dropping the Family Name
Adrian Chen · 03/26/11 09:26AM- Michael Lohan is "hurt' by the fact that Lindsay Lohan wants to drop her last name, Madonna-style: "I'm proud of the Lohan name. It's a name of integrity," he told the Daily News. "We all had very successful jobs on Wall Street. My father was an unbelievable provider. My sisters are pillars of the community. There's not a blemish in my family outside of me." So maybe Lindsay should change her name to Lindsay "Not-Michael-Lohan". NYDN]