In Soviet Russia, Watermelon Eat You 1.82K Max Read 09/03/10 02:41AM Filed to: Pic of the night Pic of the night Dmitry Medvedev watermelons Russia Melons Farms Appic [Russian President Dmitry Medvedev bites a watermelon while visiting a farm 450 miles southeast of Moscow. Wuss! Putin would have impregnated it, and then shot it. Pic via AP.]