We Will Pay Donald Trump to Shut Up
Yesterday Donald Trump offered to buy the site of the proposed "Ground Zero Mosque," thereby ending the "highly divisive situation." To end the highly annoying antics of Donald Trump and his PR minions, we hereby offer to buy his silence.
At left is the "cheap attempt to get press" that the Donald blasted out to every media outlet in the country yesterday. (His offer, not surprisingly, was rejected.)
At right is the letter that we just faxed to Donald's Trump Tower office, offering him $10,000 to shut up for 30 days.
Donald: We're ready to sit down with you and finalize this agreement whenever you'd like. Call us at 646-214-8138 and let's make it happen!
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