Cat Dumper Charged With Cruelty

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Ryan Tate

09/20/10 12:49PM

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The British woman who threw a neighbor's cat into the trash can has been charged with two animal cruelty offenses. Score another for 4chan, whose /b/ board hunted Bale and will presumably campaign to jail her in a rubbish bin.

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keverdene Ryan Tate 09/20/10 01:14PM

My very special kitty—Bob, seen here— has an idea.

See, Bob is a 20-pound tom. He's bigger than most small dogs. Tomcat pee is, in a word, lethal.

Bob's idea is, while this lady is in Human Jail, he's going to hang out at her house and pee all over everything. Especially her mattress, her favorite shoes, and any heirlooms she's got lyin' around.

The smell will never come out, and thus, she will have to live with her crime forever.

Note the smirk on his face as he ponders exacting such revenge.

That oughta do it. I love Bob.

She Laughs keverdene 09/20/10 01:20PM

@keverdene: I love Bob too. And I will happily send over my beloved and boney old girl Shade to help. She's getting a bit senile, has taken to doing her business in the bathtub. It is not pleasant, often runny, and can knock out a charging bullmoose at 50 paces.

LadderAlice keverdene 09/20/10 01:26PM

@keverdene:

roffle =^-.-^=

ibwilliamsi keverdene 09/20/10 01:31PM

@keverdene: I love Bob, too. As long as he's at your house.

Seriously though, this is a woman who after being outed said "It's just a cat. I thought it would be funny. What's the big deal?" You can fix ignorant and you can fix mean, but you can't fix just plain dumb-ass retarded.

prsiii keverdene 09/20/10 03:20PM

@keverdene: Shredder, our 20lb maine coon tom, agrees and will assist and up the ante w/poo

Crown_Jew Ryan Tate 09/20/10 12:53PM

I would like her to be subjected to 24 consecutive hours of the donkey kicks my cat unleashes when she gets annoyed.

Mount_Prion Ryan Tate 09/20/10 01:06PM

Let's just make sure the rubbish bin she ends up in is a compactor.

otherginger Ryan Tate 09/20/10 01:40PM

It still seems like the action of someone in the initial stages of Alzheimer's, so I'm glad kitteh is okay but am not going to judge this woman as harshly as I might otherwise.

sqlrob otherginger 09/20/10 01:48PM

@otherginger: She looked around to make sure no one was watching. How is that Alzheimer's?

AnnaZed sqlrob 09/20/10 01:52PM

@sqlrob: Alzheimers my ass, the entirely self aware manner that she looked around with obvious awareness that anyone seeing her would would disapprove of her actions belies that completely. She's just a cruel, stupid totally horrible person.

sqlrob AnnaZed 09/20/10 01:54PM

@AnnaZed: Exactly. Someone mistaking it for a piece of litter would've behaved entirely differently. Plus, add in the "just a cat" rejoinder, not a freaking chance. Sociopath? Sure. Alzheimer's? Not yet, if ever.

Breathe otherginger 09/20/10 02:40PM

@otherginger: This isn't remotely like Alzheimers. Forgetting names of friends or family or street names, those things might be reflective of early onset of Alzheimers but when a 45 year old woman (I know she looks older but she's only 45) looks around to make sure no one will see before she picks up a cat she was petting 10 seconds before and throws said cat in the trashcan, that is premeditated animal cruelty.