cats
Hamilton Nolan · 03/25/16 04:00PM
Jeremy Corbyn Calls His Cat "El Gato," Which Is Spanish for "The Cat"
Brendan O'Connor · 01/17/16 01:19PMIt’s 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy
ALF · 11/03/15 05:10PMI Have Found The One Good Cat
Chris Thompson · 10/11/15 04:15PMCats are known the world over for being evil little shits. And this cat is also an evil little shit. But this cat puts his evil ways to use for the good of all living things, waging war for a thousand generations against flutists. The flute is the thing that is worse than cats, and this good cat, rather than compound his badness by playing the flute, is taking a stand. That puts him on the side of the right. Good cat.
Damn, Dude, This Cat Is Cool as Hell
Hudson Hongo · 09/07/15 08:45PMWeird Cat to Homeowner: Yo Dude, Wassup?
Hudson Hongo · 08/16/15 11:05PMWhat's This Cat Doing in the New York Times?
Brendan O'Connor · 07/18/15 12:05PMAirport Terror: LAX Screams as Cat Bombarded With Radiation
Sam Biddle · 07/01/15 05:40PMAttack Cat to Curiosity Bear: "Take a Hike, Big Fella!"
Hudson Hongo · 06/24/15 11:30PMDo You Think My Stepdad Would Like a Cat Bed For Father's Day?
Dayna Evans · 06/16/15 11:50AMIn searching for a Father’s Day present for my stepdad, I hit up all the best sites: Amazon.com, google: “father’s day”, HomeDepot.com, and finally Etsy. While my returns on the first three were lackluster—what’s he going to do with another grill spatula with a light wood handle?—I was surprised to learn that Etsy really came through for a gal in need.
These Are Good Shirts
Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/15 03:10PMMan Calls 911 After Losing Four-Hour Standoff to Hormonal Cat
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/04/15 10:55PMTexas Vet Fired After Posting About Cat She'd Allegedly Killed
Brendan O'Connor · 04/18/15 04:00PMTeacher Accused of Boinking His Student Claims His Cat Opened the Lube
Aleksander Chan · 02/27/15 02:32PMRichard Hovan, a 33-year-old former prep school teacher, is accused of having sex with his 16-year-old student. The two were apparently discovered in 2011 by Hovan's now ex-fiancé, who snapped a photo of the two in flagrante delicto, an open bottle of lube on the table. Hovan testified in Manhattan Supreme Court this week that he couldn't have possibly opened the bottle of lube—but his cat might have. "My cats open the fridge, they open the cabinet, all of those things. I don't know," Hovan said.
Zombie Cat Claws Way Out of Grave Five Days After Being Buried Alive
Taylor Berman · 01/27/15 04:40PMWatch a Cat Demonstrate Exactly What She Thinks of Her Owner's Singing
Jay Hathaway · 01/26/15 04:21PMMay All Our Furry Brethren Rise Up Against the Tyranny of Pet Clothes
Hudson Hongo · 01/10/15 05:00PMCat Finds His Way Home After Being Accidentally Sold With a Mattress
Jay Hathaway · 12/29/14 06:30PM"I messed up and accidentally sold my girlfriend's cat," a Portland, Ore., man named Roy Dufek posted on Reddit earlier this month. "While she was at work I helped her out by selling the two beds she had in her apartment because we were going to use my better beds that I had at my house. Little did I know when the cat is scared it hides inside the box spring."