Joey Lawrence is still a thing, and apparently so is Chippendales. The two have partnered up for a special limited engagement at the Rio Las Vegas Hotel and Casino.

ABC Family billed last night as a "Mid-Season Finale," which is a roundabout way of saying they've ordered another 20 installments of Melissa & Joey. No word yet on how many others will spotlight Joey's biceps and Melissa's noisy orgasms.

In an unsurprising bit of ABC cross-promotion, Dancing with the Stars Palin-Peddler Mark Ballas guested on last night's Melissa & Joey, while Melissa exhibited some of the moves she learned at his side on DWTS Season 9.

What do you do when you try to get a date but you're embarrassed about your nanny job? According to tonight's episode of Melissa and Joey: you lie. Watch as Clarissa—I mean, Melissa—explains it all to Joey.

In this clip from the second episode — which aired after the pilot Tuesday — stockbroker-turned-nanny Joey is moving himself into aunt-turned-guardian Melissa's basement. It may be the very definition of "situation comedy," but the actors are irreverent and likable.

Today at Gawker.TV, Joey Lawrence explains the origin of his "whoa," Stephen Colbert takes on gay marriage, Betty White chats about her guest spot on Community, and Justin Long, Charlie Day, and Jason Sudeikis play hosts to the WWE.

Joey Lawrence stopped by Regis and Kelly to discuss his latest project, but who wants to hear about that? Today, as I'm sure it always does, the conversation shifted to his Blossom days and Joe told his story of "Whoa!"

Carmen Electra is 37 today. Jessica Lange is 60. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens turns 89. Real estate mogul Bill Rudin is turning 54. Ryan O'Neal is 68. Author Heidi Julavits is 41. Victoria's Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr turns 26. NFL Network chief Steve Bornstein turns 57. Artist Matthew Day Jackson is 35. George Takei of Star Trek fame is turning 72. Journalist Andrew Tobias is 62. And '80s sitcom star Joey Lawrence turns 33 today.

2. Who has gotten more grooming-obsessed: Mayim Bialik or Joey Lawrence?

The date: April 21st
The time: 12pm
The place: Norma's at Le Parker Meridien, 118 W. 57th Street
Sighted: "Joey Lawrence dining alone at Norma's at the Parker Meridien. Was listening to his iPod and singing to himself while reading some sort of script. I think it said Chicago on it. Will we be seeing him on Broadway soon?! Woah!"

The Defamer Special Correspondent on the Shopping Habits of Former 'Tiger Beat' Cover Models is on the scene at the new H&M store in the Beverly Center, fearlessly providing us with this blurry cameraphone photo and a real-time report on the whereabouts of off-puttingly smooth-headed Dancing with the Stars also-ran Joey Lawrence. Blackberries our operative as he tries to avoid detection: