President Obama has written a children's book! "Obama shares dreams for his kids in book on 13 Americans," reads the USA Today headline. Fox Nation has a slightly different take, though: "Obama Praises Indian Chief Who Killed U.S. General." Hmmm.

The Fox Nation story, in case you are wondering, ends with a "Read the Full Story" link back to the USA Today piece. Commenter onebad clam flagged the two headlines, screenshots of which are below.

For the record, our headline would have been "Meet Barack Obama's Top 13 Favorite Americans Plus Miley Cyrus Nude Upskirt."