On the creepiest episode of Millionaire Matchmaker ever- there were not only some intense Stangerisms, but also the most entertaining creeping on television. See Patti's best one-liners, some outrageous behavior, and embryonic meals after the jump!

Patti generally has some outrageous one-liners, but tonight she outdid herself. These were possibly some of the most memorable Stangerisms to date.

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Doug Kepanis is a divorce lawyer who can't stop talking about sex.

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While he was definitely a little creepy at the mixer-and maybe in the beginning of the master date-Doug seemed to mend his ways toward the end. Keren, his date, loved his personality after their dinner.

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Dave on the other hand, couldn't fix his leeringly creepy ways. He told Patti the he would bring his date on a romantic rooftop picnic. Unfortunately, Dave took her to a market in Grand Central Station, and then to have a an overly exotic dinner for a first date. This ended badly.

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What was with the, "You can, and you will" statement? Whoah buddy.

Also, iconic publisher Judith Regan is on with Patti next week (ahhh)!