Remember when romance-defiling reality hag Patti Stanger went on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and suggested all gay men were undesirably effeminate sluts fraught with disease and incapable of monogamy? How about when she then lied to Joy Behar about her remarks while simultaneously making even worse ones? If so, you'll be happy to know that Stanger finally issued a proper, well thought-out apology to Andy Cohen on tonight's Millionaire Matchmaker reunion show.

Romance-defiling reality hag Patti Stanger has been shilling hard for Sensa — "the weight-loss system" you "sprinkle on your food" (active ingredient: 100% horseshit) — on commercials that run during her Bravo reality show, Millionaire Matchmaker. Well, a reader who gave Sensa a shot wrote in to share her experiences with the miracle product, and we thought we would in turn share them with you.

Following Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger's appearance alongside Andy Cohen on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live Sunday night, we posted a video of her reinforcing negative stereotypes of gay men with stupid statements disguised as dating advice.

Andy Cohen opened the new season of Watch What Happens Live tonight on Bravo. So what happened? Well, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger answered questions from viewers about dating. And by "answered questions," I mean "made dumb comments that reinforce stereotypes of gay men as effeminate, disease-carrying sluts who are incapable of monogamy." A compilation of Stanger's statements is above.

After reading Julian Assange's infamous OKCupid profile, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has declared the Wikileaks founder a bitter, underminey seducer who will make his lovers as miserable as he is, and be tortured by them. You don't say.

On a relatively quiet season finale, Patti finished helping New Yorkers find love. Tonight there was one of the most excitable dates in the history of Millionaire Matchmaker, and another that included self-promoting DVDs and Johnny Utah's.

This week we had a chance to sit down with Patti Stanger's latest Millionaire Matchmaker victim, Robin Kassner, to find out exactly what happens behind the scenes. This is what she said.

Tonight Patti had a kooky plus-sized millionairess and a millionaire with commitment issues. While John was interesting, Robin stole the show with her hilarious comments and straight forward taste in men.

Patti's golden rules were broken tonight, so no successful matches were made. Exotic diva Elena had the best of Swayze tonight-some Ghost and then some Dirty Dancing. Matt on the other hand, had a drink thrown on him.

Patti Stanger claims to be a "highly successful third generation matchmaker" who is responsible for at least three-hundred marriages and five-hundred relationships. Her television show tells another story.

You know Judith Regan for being a prolific former book publisher publisher and notably scandalous success. Tonight, she went to our friend Patti Stanger for a love fix, a dream date who can compare to her celebrity crush... Bruce Vilanch.

On the creepiest episode of Millionaire Matchmaker ever- there were not only some intense Stangerisms, but also the most entertaining creeping on television. See Patti's best one-liners, some outrageous behavior, and embryonic meals after the jump!

Patti Stanger knows what's up...most of the time. In the newest installment of Millionaire Matchmaker does Manhattan, Patti set-up two great matches, but gave out some iffy advice to Married to the MOB owner, Leah McSweeney.

The Millionaire Matchmaker's season debut concentrated on the show's move from Los Angeles to New York City. Throughout the episode, Patti Stanger spouted a staggering amount of awful stereotypes about what she believes dating is like in our city.

Everyone who wants to get set up with a rich New Yorker on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker should apply here. Millionaires looking to be set up should apply here. And homosexual millionaires should apply here. Good luck!

Tonight's episode of Millionaire Matchmaker was an exercise in train wrecks—a bitter male chauvinist and a creepy man-child. Ladies, I beg of you: if you ever find yourself on a date anything like the ones below, run.

Patti Stanger of Millionaire Matchmaker fame is ditching L.A. and coming to the Big Apple to film the fourth season of her show. We have a feeling it will be harder to find suitable millionaires than people looking for sugardaddies.

If there's one thing that makes the ladies cream, it's Arthur Kade lookalikes with Jewfros acting like they're from Compton. Women are powerless against their charm. How is this guy even in need of help with his love life?

I don't know if y'all homos watch Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo, but something big is happening on the season finale. Something very big, and very gay.