Bird Deaths Cause Identified by 'Respected Prophet' 11.83K Max Read 01/11/11 02:15AM Filed to: unlikely unlikely Birds Fish Deaths don't ask don't tell prophets Religion "Scientists" say that recent mass bird deaths aren't out of the ordinary. "Respected prophet" Cindy Jacobs says repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell caused the bird deaths. Who do you believe? Before you answer, look at Cindy's outfit. [via]
