Angelina adds a new coordinate to the tattooed list of her children's birthplaces. Charlie Sheen gets a standing ovation in Cleveland. Nick Cannon rather regrets taking "nasty" naked pictures with Mariah. Wednesday gossip is feeling broody.

  • What ink through yonder camera lens breaks? It is Angelina Jolie, with a seventh tattoo on her left shoulder. Visiting Libyan refugees in Tunisia, Angie revealed that she has added a seventh coordinate to her stack of six. The first six corresponds with the birthplaces of her six children (Cambodia, Vietnam, Ethiopia, Namibia, and France twice, for the twins) so who is the seventh one for? In Touch says it's for Brad Pitt: "She got the seventh line right around the time she and Brad moved the kids back to LA," and it "signifies family unity." All I can make out is the latitude, 35N, which corresponds with Brad's birthplace in Oklahoma. But the 35th parallel also goes through Tunisia; war-torn Iraqi city Tikrit; famed Moroccan metropolis Casablanca; Chinese Silk Road terminus Xian; and Mt. Fuji. Thus, we can safely conclude that Brangelina is adopting the Tunisia-born love child of Marco Polo and a Fuji mountain man, conceived while watching Casablanca and to the soundtrack from Oklahoma in a hovel in Iraq. [InTouch, PopSugar, Wonderwall, image via Getty]
  • In other Angelina news, there was a rumor that she started a riot (sex riot?) in Tunisia. False, says the UN High Commissioner for Refugees, which organized her trip. The Jolie-Pitt Foundation has financed the evacuation of 177 displaced Libyans and the purchase of an ambulance for shuttling injured Libyans across the border. [E!]
  • Meanwhile, Brad Pitt took the kids on an "extra-early Easter egg hunt" at a special charity screening of Hop. He wore a windbreaker and rather unfortunate ponytail. [Us]
  • Charlie Sheen's stage show got a standing ovation in Cleveland. Now his performance track record is bipolar, too. [TMZ]
  • Taylor Swift went on a "romantic date" with Country Strong star Garrett Hedlund. Between Gwyneth's forthcoming album and Garrett's probable role in the lyrics Taylor Swift's next album (provided he breaks her heart) Country Strong is the most mediocre movie ever to provide this much mileage for its stars. [Us]

Amanda Bynes lost her 4-month-old pomeranian puppy and tweeted about it. The next day, she tweeted, "Little Angel is in heaven now." Rest in peace. [TMZ, @MsAmandaBynes]

  • "I think people need to find their inner stripper," says Dancing with the Stars' Kendra Wilkinson, a woman famous for joining the harem of an octogenarian millionaire and releasing a sex tape. [E!]
  • Madonna continues to be pissed about the "wild and totally false rumors" about her charities falling to pieces and being investigated by federal authorities. Memo to Madge: When the New York Times blows your spot, it's over. [P6]
  • Trophy husband Nick Cannon rather regrets taking "nasty" naked pictures with pregnant Mariah Carey. He worries that when his kids getting older, "and their friends come over, they will see the pictures and say, 'Your daddy's butt naked.' It's a little nasty. I mean, have you ever seen your parents naked?" [NYDN]
  • Kim Kardashian on boyfriend Kris Humphries: "Probably the sexiest thing about him is his personality. And also, his deep voice." Can't decide if I agree on the voice thing. It's deep, yes, but also one of those cavernous tall man voices that makes the speaker sound like he should be stomping around eastern European villages, flicking farmer boys off the top of beanstocks. More power to Kim if that's what does it for her, though. [People]
  • Kelly Ripa did a photo op with a wax figure of herself. If I were a celebrity, I would pay any amount of money necessary to prevent the creation of wax figures of myself. It's creepy as fuck, although perhaps a good set-up for a horror movie? Is that was House of Wax was about? If so, Paris Hilton's involvement suddenly makes more sense. [People]