Fading television star Glenn Beck will force what remains of his elderly lawn army to walk their fold-up chairs to Israel this summer for the sequel to last year's boring "Restoring Honor" rally.

The screeching muppet announced on his radio show today that he'll hold a "Restoring Courage" rally in Jerusalem in August. And not simply because he prefers the clime! No, this has world-historical implications, as he told his listeners: "God is involved in man's affairs, but so is the force of darkness. I believe I've been asked to stand in Jerusalem. Many in the history of man have had the opportunity to stand with the Jewish people...and they have failed."

He's already drawn up a poster, too, showing Moses sitting in Honest Abe's throne at the Lincoln Memorial.

Sorry, Israelis!

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