A "pal" says Kim Kardashian is pregnant, but the fetus is still smaller than her engagement ring. Blake Lively embraces DiCaprio and denies naked pictures. Kim Zolciak gives birth. Wednesday gossip is spawning.

  • 5'2" Kim Kardashian is having a baby with her basketball player fiance, 6'9" Kris Humphries, according to a "pal." The child is expected to be of average height and made entirely of diamonds. (Think "sparkly Michelin man.") In case you were wondering, Kim announced her engagement at a Kardashian family dinner: "I walked in and… stroked my hair, flashing the ring," thus blinding her entire family with 20.5 carats of condensed carbon. UPDATE: Kim says "This is crazy! I am NOT pregnant!" [OK!, Images: Getty and Bauer-Griffin]
  • In other Kim Kardashian news, she's changing her name to Kim Humphries. Poll: Now that Kim has a ring and maybe-bun in the oven, how long until totally not jealous Paris Hilton demands these things from her boyfriend? [TMZ]
  • Speaking of tiny starlet-giant athlete relationships: After breaking up with her giant boxer boyfriend, tiny starlet Hayden Panettiere was photographed rebounding with giant quarterback and wooer of tiny teenagers Mark Sanchez. [Us]
  • Kim Zolciak gave birth to Kroy Biermann's child. It is a boy named Kroy Jagger Biermann. [@KimZolciak]
  • Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried broke up again. That makes two break-ups and one reunification in seven months of dating. [Us]
  • After a week of "high-profile partying" in the French Riviera with Leonardo DiCaprio, holding his hand and embracing him on Steven Spielberg's yacht, Blake Lively crashes back to reality with a pesky fake naked picture scandal. At least, her publicist says these pictures (NSFW) are "100 percent fake," went out of her way to call out Perez Hilton for publishing them, and threatened to sue everyone. [Us, Us, Fleshbot (NSFW)]
  • In Plain Sight star Nichole Hiltz was arrested for child neglect yesterday. Arrested, booked, and eventually released from custody her attorney says it was all "an unfortunate misunderstanding" and that no charges have been filed. [TMZ]
  • Justin Timberlake on ex-girlfriend Jessica Biel: "In my 30 years, she is the most special person, OK?" He hasn't spoken to Britney in "9 or 10 years." [VF]
  • Molly Sims is engaged to her producer boyfriend. Mazel tov! [People]
  • The actor formerly known as Zack Morris is officially divorced. [TMZ]
  • The musician formerly known as Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block (now known as That One Guy from New Kids on the Block, Y'Know, Joey?) welcomed his third child, a daughter named Kira, yesterday. [People]
  • Oh look, a picture of Justin Bieber rubbing Selena Gomez's feet while wearing a hat that says OBEY. Consider your suspicions that Selena is the dominant one confirmed. [X17]