Jennifer Aniston is taking a break. Josh Hartnett pulls a "Don't you know who I am?" Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel reunite. Lenny Kravitz speaks out about "instrument bigotry." Wednesday gossip needs "me" time.

  • Jennifer Aniston is "taking a year off from work to enjoy herself." I feel an Eat, Pray, Love sequel coming on. Apparently she's so in love with Justin Theroux, she will quit any job and re-write any script to be around him more. From bitter ex-girlfriend to man-stealing seducer to clingy co-dependent wreck—it's like she's doing a "terrible female stereotypes" scavenger hunt. Two tragic spinsters and one chocolaholic romance novel enthusiast, and she wins an extra uterus. [Us, image via Getty]
  • Josh Hartnett got bounced from a bar in Montauk and pulled the ol' "Don't you know who I am?" The bouncer replied, "Everyone is someone in the Hamptons." Are we sure this item isn't some kind of plant from the Hamptons Tourism Board? Anyway, Hartnett's publicist is denying the run-in. [Gatecrasher]
  • Did you know Reese Witherspoon has a giant belly tattoo? Too blurry to see what it depicts, though. "For Abs Like This, Call 1-800-CRUNCH," probably. [Popeater, NYDN]
  • Brooke Mueller has vowed to sue Comedy Central if they poke fun of her in the upcoming Charlie Sheen roast. Making fun of a drug-addicted battered wife does seem a little cruel. But the networks says "nothing will be off limits," so steel yourself for Whitney Cummings making dozens of domestic violence jokes. [TMZ]
  • Daniel Radcliffe on the end of Harry Potter: "I kind of wept like a child on my last day." [Female First]
  • Lenny Kravitz says radio stations have "instrument bigotry," because one programmer said they wouldn't play his song because it had horns in it. "Why have we regressed since the sixties and seventies, when you heard Led Zeppelin then Marvin Gaye on the same station?" Down with radio segregation! Musical mash-ups for peace! [Details]

Justin Timberlake and ex-girlfriend Jessica Biel are "quietly seeing each other again. They have been talking the whole time and decided to give it another shot. Jessica really wanted to get back together with him and Justin realized single life is not what it's cracked up to be." Being ready to mingle all the time is exhausting. Sometimes you just want to sit at home, eating macaroni and not sucking in your gut during sex. [Us, image via Getty]

  • Lady Gaga on gay politics: "To say that I would use the gay community to sell records is probably one of the most ridiculous statements anyone can make about me as a person. I would say the top thing I think about every single day of my life, other than my fans, loving the music, and my family being healthy, is social justice and equality." [Advocate]
  • Speaking of gay politics, "Brad Pitt strengthens stand on marriage equality." Should our Chin-Scraggle-in-Chief ever abandon the cause, the gay marriage battle could be lost forever. [People]
  • Prince William played street hockey in a fancy suit in Canada. It looked as funny as it sounds. [Us]
  • Lady Antebellum singer Hillary Scott is engaged to drummer Chris Tyrell. [People]