Sound the alarm! Alert the authorities that haven't already been alerted! Michaele Salahi, White House party-crasher turned temporary Real Housewives star, has maybe been abducted, claims her husband.

The husband, Tareq, is about as crazy as his crazy wife, so I fear we must take this news with a tiny grain of salt. But here's the info anyway, from TMZ:

TMZ just spoke with Tareq ... who tells us he last saw Michaele at their home around 11 AM ET yesterday ... right before he left to go to their winery. Tareq says Michaele told him she was going to get her hair done — but she never went to the appointment ... and she's been missing ever since.
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Tareq says he's considering going to other law enforcement for help because he feels the Warren County Sheriffs are not taking proper action. A rep for the WCSD tells TMZ cops are not releasing any info about the situation at this time.

Tareq has issued a statement saying, "We are reaching to the public pleaing [sic] desperately for your help."

He continues, "It is our belief as of last night, that Michaele Salahi may have been kidnapped or abducted and being held under duress and forced to tell persons, including authorities she is okay."

"We are asking the public to please be on the look out for her, and if found please contact the authorities and please approach her and contact the authorities to intervene and that she may be forced to say she is okay, when in fact she is not and being held under possible abduction.

The Salahi family can be reached at 540-635-9933."

Calls to the above number yielded only a "The mailbox is full" message, but guys if you know anything, say something, to someone. Michaele Salahi is missing. Though if I had a guess as to where she is, I'd say it's a pretty good bet she's currently in a runaway balloon soaring over Colorado.

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